February 2010
67 posts
KEEP IT COMING LOVE
don’t stop it now, don’t stop it, no, don’t stop it, don’t stop
keep it coming, love, keep it coming love
Anna Quindlen, One True Thing
“February is a suitable month for dying. Everything around is dead, the trees black and frozen so that the appearance of green shoots two months hence seems preposterous, the ground hard and cold, the snow dirty, the winter hateful, hanging on too long.”
oh dear..
January 2010
114 posts
I LOVE MY REAVER
... i like yuur
beard
GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW
i told you. mom you can’t take a picture of it.
todays temperature is going down
semi dress shopping
at kenginton: FAIL
next stop: Fairview :(
Just do it
*JONATHAN REFUSES TO WEAR NIKE
i needed someone to talk to today
so i talked to Matthew. It was great, we talked about if it was worth going to semi, and who i was considering taking… he asked me if he was funny, and nice, i told him yeah, but he has a big nose and he says “If he’s funny, and nice then thats good.. as long as his nose isn’t like rudolf’s” he told me he approves at this guy. He also says he likes the second...
and there goes the third frozen orange juice of...
brainfreeeze
SEMI DRESS WORTHY? PART 1
SO i just decided to attend the Abbey’s semi, and i obviously need a dress. ps keep in mind that the dress i will buy for semi will be the same dress i will wear at this lady’s wedding. SO i don’t know if these qualify as semi dress material… your opinions please :)
THE TIA DRESS
NIGHT AT THE OPERA DRESS
STRANGERS ON A TRAIN DRESS
JANET (earthquake surviror; haiti)
And he stood there, besides the firemen, watching them pull away at the rubble. He helped by telling the men that ‘she’s alive, keep digging, shes right there.’ All you were able to see was her face. She was speaking French so fast saying “tell him, dead, or alive, I love him.”
“I was never the colourful one, I leave that up to you”
– MICHELLE ANN
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes) Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
something about me
i love nike ads/commercials
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding ‘zzzzzt’ sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.
something about me
i hate ants
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes) Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.
something about me
i love figure skaters
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
ibreakeven:
fuckyeahtoronto:
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.
40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians Sunbathe.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won’t start
Canadians drive with the windows down
32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadian water get thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
...
“Darling, I don’t know how to tell you this, but… there’s a...”
– TOM; 500 days of summer
“This is a story of boy meets girl. The boy, Tom Hansen, grew up believing that...”
– 500 days of summer
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.
something my dad and i have in common
we both love judge judy
Canon VIXIA HF S10 AND fisheye?!
dream come true :)
dont play your harmonica
if you’re hungry jack cries when i play :)